Toe fungus and the whole mushroom pancake!
It's been a while, but long ago when I had a full head of hair, a member known as The Vector Kid brought a trick known as Pelican Punting into the light with a tutorial video. Now, after the hemorrhoids have sprouted, I have
decided to punt more than Ghosts. The video provides a tutorial as well, so stop by if you want to learn how to have a good time! And don't be shy about donating some ointment to Terminate this ugly back hair...