This week's lottery winner: halomanjohnsen!
This week's HIH user lottery winner is halomanjohnsen. You can read all about his cats, his spaghetti fetish, and his thoughts about household appliances and how they mix with bathtubs in his interview.

As always, if you haven't yet entered the lottery, you can do so in the lottery thread. Your odds of winning in any given week currently stand at one-in-three-hundred; not too shabby for a site with 12,000 members, and don't forget that if you win you'll suddenly become irresistible to women.
Comments

Your humor = winnar.

XD. Spaghetti fetish eh? o_O Fascinating.
Congratulations!
amaroq says:

and don't forget that if you win you'll suddenly become irresistible to women.

I can vouch for this. The second I won it was like I was in a shaving cream commercial. Hot chick comin' up and sensually caressing my nether regions, and I suddenly came into posession of a sports car o.o;

Haha @ scurty.
amaroq, remind me again why I'm paying you to rig these if you don't actually put out? :-P
Because he'll:
1) Ban you
2) Remove your avatar and replace it with a picture of a treefrog brokeback riding a turkey
3) Make a stinkeh on you

If you don't pay him. ._.
Yeah, think of it kind of like the mafia. You're being given the privilege of giving me money. Lots and lots of money. You should feel honored to have the opportunity to give me so much money.

And in return, I don't shoot you in the kneecaps.
I'm sorry I ever questioned you, Master.
*bows*