This week's lottery winner is sean7690. Sean thinks that he's a dog, which confuses his cat. He's addicted to plastic bags but is afraid of Dr. Pepper. He also reminds everyone to burn first, and then pillage. You can read his interview, along with every other winner's interview, over in the lottery winners' section.

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