slYnki;731016 says:
Hello, High Impact Halo. Welcome to a very special Hillock Day write-up. This write-up etches in stone two defining moments in our history. Firstly, I'm writing this, and second, this marks the first time my moniker, in all its glory, will be spelled correctly on the frontpage. slYnki. I'd like you to note the lowercase "S" and "K". It's almost inspiring, isn't it? Anyway, straight to business.
I lol'd. It's unfortunate that Steven Hawking was unable to make the match, though. :(